HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE MANBROIDERY COMPOUND

WHATEVER WEIRD, ARCANE, VOODOO RELIGION YOU HAPPEN TO FOLLOW, MANBROIDERY WISHES ALL YOU CRAFTY HEATHENS A PLEASANT HOLIDAY SEASON. IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, YOU ARE BROKE AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES WILL RECEIVE A "HANDMADE" PRESENT. THAT'S OKAY. I'M GIVING THIS TO MY STEPMOTHER. SO DON'T FEEL BAD. THE GREATEST ARTISTS DIE OF STARVATION LONG BEFORE THEY ARE "DISCOVERED". ALL HAIL THE POSTHUMOUS GALLERY SHOW!!! KEEP THE FAITH, MANBROIDERERS AND MANBROIDERETTES! -YOUR BEST BUDDY, -JOHNNY MURDER

GREETINGS FROM THE OREGON COAST...

(DON'T HATE THE PLAYA...HATE THE GAME)