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WELCOME TO THE MAGNIFICENT LAIR OF THE MANBROIDERER.
AT HOME WITH A HOOP AND THREAD. AT HOME WITH A BEER AND A SHOTGUN. THE MANBROIDERER IS THE MAN OF TODAY AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY...THE MAN OF TOMORROW!

Thursday, August 25, 2011

OVERHEARD ON A PORTLAND BUS...

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: (to himself) “That might be good…with weed on it…I like seafood with marijuana on it…and chicken, too.” (then to young hipster chick who just boarded) “Darlin’ you smoke weed?”

Chick: “Not anymore”

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: “You wanna buy some weed for your boyfriend?”

Chick: “He doesn’t smoke either.”

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: “God damned shame…(long pause)…shrimp.”

I LOVE TRI-MET!!!!!

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Famed at "Hag Island"!

Just got "famed" at JoAnn's fabrics! The checkout lady is apparently a big fan of Johnny Murder, Penny Nickels and Manbroidery. The best part is that she is a 48-52 year old housewife looking lady. WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!