MANBROIDERY MANIFESTO (in progress)

WE ARE HAVING AN APPROPRIATION INSEMINATION, WHERE ALL VIEWERS WHO TRULY EMBRACE OUR SPIRITUAL FATHER, SHALL BE SAVED,

HIS BOOK IS OUR BIBLE AND HIS WORDS, OUR GOSPEL. JOIN US ON THE 50 YARD-LINE AND RECEIVE TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT, IT MAY BE A LONG PASS, OR JUST A PUNT, BUT YOU SHALL FEEL HIS MAGNIFICENT WORDS ARE STILL RUMMAGING AROUND IN YOUR MIND GUTS. THE CELEBRATION IS ON JULY 14TH, BRING, YOUR "BIBLE" (THERE ARE SOME UPSTAIRS. IF U CAN'T FIND A COPY), CHECK WITH ROSIE. HANG TUFF AS WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS WAR. THE MANBROIDERY MOVEMENT SHALL TRIUMPH AND PREVAIL FOR 3 THOUSAND, THOUSAND, HUNDRED, MILLION,HUNDRED, YEARS. WITH A LEGACY THAT WILL LAST MILLIONS OF THOUSANDS OF HUNDREDS OF DAYS. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW BANK HOLIDAYS. REPENT, NAUGHTY MANBROIDERS. DON'T BUY THAT SEWING MACHINE, SAVE THAT FOR YOUR WIFE.

BEA ARTHUR...WE HARDLY KNEW YE...

The amazing actress, comedienne, superhero and role model for lesbians everywhere, BEA ARTHUR, has sadly passed away at age 86. This ties into embroidery in that the infamous Rosey Grier in his book "Needlepoint For Men", made a special project for Bea. Dearest "Maude", Dearest "Dorothy"...You shall be truly missed!