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WELCOME TO THE MAGNIFICENT LAIR OF THE MANBROIDERER.
AT HOME WITH A HOOP AND THREAD. AT HOME WITH A BEER AND A SHOTGUN. THE MANBROIDERER IS THE MAN OF TODAY AND, MORE IMPORTANTLY...THE MAN OF TOMORROW!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

UNDER THE KNIFE...THIS IS MY LIFE

WELL, FELLOW AND FELLOWETTE FANS OF MANBROIDERY. YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY I HAVE BEEN "MR. LAZY POST" THESE LAST FEW MONTHS. THING IS, I HAVE A SERIOUS BACK CONDITION THAT HAS PLAGUEING ME SINCE THE LATE 1990'S.I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET RELIEF, FROM PHYSICAL THERAPY, TO EPIDURAL STEROID INJECTIONS IN MY SPINE, TO HEAVY SELF-MEDICATION...(DON'TRY IT, KIDS)SO NOW I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO HAVE THE SURGERY THAT THEY HAVE BEEN RECOMMENDING FOR YEARS. NOW, AS A RULE I AM BALLS-SCARED OF SURGERY BECAUSE i HAD SEVERAL AS A CHILD AND THAT FEELING OF WAKING UP FROM ANESTHESIA IS WAY TOO SURREAL AT THIS POINT. THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. THEY WILL REMOVE THE LAMINA WHICH IS MORE OR LESS THE BACK, POINTY PART OF THE VERTEBRA. THIS WILL GIVE MY HERNIATED DISCS ROOM TO SWELL WITHOUT CRUSHING MY NERVES WHICH IS WHERE ALL THE PAIN IS COMING FROM. IT IS SUPPOSEDLY A SIMPLE PROCEDURE, LASTS AN HOUR OR TWO AND I SHOULD FEEL ALMOST INSTANTLY BETTER ONCE THE DRUGS WEAR OFF. WE SHALL SEE. SO WISH ME LUCK EVERYONE AND HOPFULLY, THIS WILL KICK-START ME BACK INTO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MANBROIDERY FULL-TIME. KEEP ME IN YOUR THOUGHTS,TROOPS. YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MINE! 

12 comments:

  1. The best of luck to you Mr. Murder.

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  2. Oh dear, that's no fun. I hope you have a speedy recovery. On the plus side, you'll be able to do loads of embroidery during your convalescence!

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  3. Johnny,
    I wish you well and I will be thinking of you and Penny,

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  4. Big virtual hugs to you both...very stressful worrying time for you both...wishing you speedy recovery Mr.Man!
    x

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  5. I can't wait for you to feels betters!

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  6. Dear Johnny, Have you had the surgery yet? I hope you're well and on the mend. Take good care.
    xo Sylvie

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  7. you got this Johnny...all the best brother

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  8. shit luck that this had to happen while I was visiting Portland
    maybe we can rock out together next time I am up there
    good luck, back pain is the worst, hope it all goes well so we can dance the Lambada again.
    xo
    paul slavens

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  9. you'll be up and cracking my back again in no time!

    loves.

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  10. Speedy recovery from a stranger who met your wifey once! But this is not creepy!

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