MY LATEST MESS-TERPIECE (IN PROGRESS-detail) "RED RETARD" NOT SURE YET WHAT HE'S GONNA BE LOOKING AT OR SAYING. ANY SUGGESTIONS? PLEASE HELP OUT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW. THANKS, JOHNNY

SOON TO RETURN: FULL FORCE MANBROIDERY!!!

I ordered a replacement power cord for my own personal computer and it should be here in a couple of days. THANK GOD! Although I am extremely grateful to Penny Nickels for letting my use her beautiful...ahem...MAC... it's just not the same. I can't get really personal on a borrowed computer. I guess there is a special bond I have developed between my fingers and my crappy Toshiba. Also I have been so busy working on my piece for the PHAT QUARTER SWAP that It's been tough to fit anything else into my exotic lifestyle. Hang in there, MANBROIDERERS and MANBROIDERETTES and FRIENDS. More to come... -Johnny Murder

NEW PIECE THAT I MADE WITH MY HANDS AND MY ROTTEN BRAIN...

WOMEN WANT HIM, MEN WANT TO BE HIM. HE IS EVERY THING YOU WANT TO BE. HIS NAME IS BART. HE IS A TRUE "PUSSY MAGNET"...

Bear with me...

My computer power cord broke and I am having to use Penny Nickels' Mac. I am a PC man so I probably wont do many posts until I get my new cord, which should be tomorrow. Mac's are weird and look too pretty. Laptops are supposed to be all dirty and grey like my Toshiba. Anyway, that's all. Thanks for continuing to support MANBROIDERY. I love you all. -johnny murder

EMERGENCY PANTS...makes me laugh. In my pants.

I don't usually listen to podcasts. I'm not sure why, it just never seemed like something I would enjoy. Boy was I wrong. Get your virtual asses over to EMERGENCY PANTS. It is some funny shit and it is done by two of fiber arts' heavy hitters. I beg you to listen. It always amuses.

CAPTAIN CHAOS, WE'LL MISS YOU!

HOLY SHIT! WILL THERE BE NO END TO THE DEATH?!? First it was Bea Arthur. Now it's the almighty DOM DeLUISE. At the tender age of 75, this multi-talented behemoth of genius was snatched from the earth by an angry and unfair deity of some sort. Farewell, Captain Chaos... -JM