MANBROIDERY MANIFESTO (in progress)

WE ARE HAVING AN APPROPRIATION INSEMINATION, WHERE ALL VIEWERS WHO TRULY EMBRACE OUR SPIRITUAL FATHER, SHALL BE SAVED,

HIS BOOK IS OUR BIBLE AND HIS WORDS, OUR GOSPEL. JOIN US ON THE 50 YARD-LINE AND RECEIVE TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT, IT MAY BE A LONG PASS, OR JUST A PUNT, BUT YOU SHALL FEEL HIS MAGNIFICENT WORDS ARE STILL RUMMAGING AROUND IN YOUR MIND GUTS. THE CELEBRATION IS ON JULY 14TH, BRING, YOUR "BIBLE" (THERE ARE SOME UPSTAIRS. IF U CAN'T FIND A COPY), CHECK WITH ROSIE. HANG TUFF AS WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS WAR. THE MANBROIDERY MOVEMENT SHALL TRIUMPH AND PREVAIL FOR 3 THOUSAND, THOUSAND, HUNDRED, MILLION,HUNDRED, YEARS. WITH A LEGACY THAT WILL LAST MILLIONS OF THOUSANDS OF HUNDREDS OF DAYS. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW BANK HOLIDAYS. REPENT, NAUGHTY MANBROIDERS. DON'T BUY THAT SEWING MACHINE, SAVE THAT FOR YOUR WIFE.

MEN IN THE POOL!

STARTING TODAY THERE WILL BE A BRAND NEW FEATURE ENTITLED: MEN IN THE POOL! NOW ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF GAY WATER PARK MOVIE, IT IS NOT (NOT YET ANYWAY). I WILL BE PICKING A FEW OF MY FAVORITE PIECES FROM THE MANBROIDERY FLICKR GROUP POOL THAT I ENJOY. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. I WILL TRY TO DO THIS WEEKLY BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. THANK YOU... -JOHNNY MURDER FOUNDER-MANBROIDERY

Bascom Hogue- Frog and Skull, hand drawn on a sewing machine.

William Schaff- A Patch For Bigfoot Paul

todstitchtod- Untitled.

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FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR TO SEND SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE MEN THAT WE SHOULD PULL FROM THE POOL TO DRY OFF FOR A MINUTE AND THEN TOSS 'EM BACK IN.

NIGHT BEACH

R.I.P. Doug Fieger of The Knack

GET THE KNACK!

THE KNACK WAS A FUCKING AMAZING BAND THAT KIND OF GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE OF HYPE AND PRESS BACKLASH. THE SAME MUSIC CRITICS THAT SHOWERED THEM WITH GALLONS OF PRAISE AT THE TIME WHEN THEIR FIRST ALBUM CAME OUT, SUDDENLY TURNED ON THEM AND BASICALLY HELPED TO MAKE THEM POSTER CHILDREN FOR THE RECORD COMPANY HYPE MACHINE. BUT BEHIND ALL THE FUSS WAS A GREAT ROCK N ROLL BAND THAT WAS INTEGRAL IN BRINGING GUITAR DRIVEN, SONG-CENTERED MUSIC BACK INTO THE MAINSTREAM CONSCIOUSNESS. NEVER FORGET!!!!

CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR BLOG!

I STARTED A DISGUSTINGLY MEAN AND BEAUTIFULLY HILARIOUS NEW MANBROIDERY BLOG OVER ON TUMBLR. IT IS CHOCK FULL OF RANTS, PIX, COMIX, VIDEOS AND SONGS. IT IS KIND OF LIKE A VIRTUAL SUMMER CAMP WHERE ALL THE COUNSELORS ARE INSANE AND ON ACID. PLEASE JOIN US... LOVE, JOHNNY MURDER

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SUCK ON THIS!!!

RENALDO AND THE LOAF ARE ONE OF THE GREAT OVERLOOKED BANDS OF ALL TIME. WATCH THIS VIDEO. THEN TRY TO TELL ME THEY WEREN'T AMAZING GENIUSES, SMART GUY!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE MANBROIDERY COMPOUND

WHATEVER WEIRD, ARCANE, VOODOO RELIGION YOU HAPPEN TO FOLLOW, MANBROIDERY WISHES ALL YOU CRAFTY HEATHENS A PLEASANT HOLIDAY SEASON. IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, YOU ARE BROKE AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES WILL RECEIVE A "HANDMADE" PRESENT. THAT'S OKAY. I'M GIVING THIS TO MY STEPMOTHER. SO DON'T FEEL BAD. THE GREATEST ARTISTS DIE OF STARVATION LONG BEFORE THEY ARE "DISCOVERED". ALL HAIL THE POSTHUMOUS GALLERY SHOW!!! KEEP THE FAITH, MANBROIDERERS AND MANBROIDERETTES! -YOUR BEST BUDDY, -JOHNNY MURDER

GREETINGS FROM THE OREGON COAST...

(DON'T HATE THE PLAYA...HATE THE GAME)

CHECK OUT OUR VEGAN ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION. DON'T GET UPSET.

CLICK ON OVER TO DONKEYWOLF TO READ OUR THEORIES AND ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE UPS AND DOWNSIDES TO THE "VEGAN QUESTION". IT GETS A LITTLE HOT AND HEAVY, SO GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!! -YOUR BEST FRIEND, -JOHNNY MURDER