HOOPLA book out soon...

The awesome new embroidery book "HOOPLA" is out in a few weeks. It features not only work by my sweet Wifey, Donkeywolf, but works by yours truly, Johnny Murder as well as an in-depth interview on the MANBROIDERY MOVEMENT. So all you Manbroiderers better pick up a copy so you will no longer have to live in fear! WE ARE OFFICIAL! BREAK THOSE CHAINS and let your MANBROIDERY flag fly!!!!!

OVERHEARD ON A PORTLAND BUS...

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: (to himself) “That might be good…with weed on it…I like seafood with marijuana on it…and chicken, too.” (then to young hipster chick who just boarded) “Darlin’ you smoke weed?”

Chick: “Not anymore”

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: “You wanna buy some weed for your boyfriend?”

Chick: “He doesn’t smoke either.”

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: “God damned shame…(long pause)…shrimp.”

I LOVE TRI-MET!!!!!

Famed at "Hag Island"!

Just got "famed" at JoAnn's fabrics! The checkout lady is apparently a big fan of Johnny Murder, Penny Nickels and Manbroidery. The best part is that she is a 48-52 year old housewife looking lady. WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!

MANBROIDERERS THROUGH HISTORY: "BUFFALO BILL"

As we Manbroiderers scroll back through time, searching for inspiration, we should not neglect so-called "fictional" characters. One that springs immediately to mind is that sensitive stitcher from The Silence of the Lambs, Jame Gumb, better known as "Buffalo Bill". His singular dedication to his craft and impressive attention to detail are on par with the greatest fiber artists of all time. His professionalism even extends to his raw materials. Rather than just walking into a store and saying "I'll take 3 yards of that...", Bill hand picks his materials and spends weeks making sure the texture is just right by ensuring that the lotion is rubbed upon the skin, going so far as to threaten a brutal spraying with "the hose" if the aforementioned lotion is improperly applied. Yes, Bill is a maverick Manbroiderer who never got the appreciation he so richly deserved. So, here's to you, Bill. May you finish that dress in heaven where you surely must be living now. (Thanks to my Wifey, Penny Nickels for the inspiration for this article)

My First relif print...It's only going up from here.

WITNESS MY SEMI-AMATUERISH ATTEMPTS TO MASTER THE ART OF PRINTMAKING IN ONE EVENING. THE NEXT PROJECT WILL CHANGE THE WAY THE WORLD WEARS UNDERPANTS! -THAT IS ALL..... LOVE, JOHNNY MURDER...;

SPINNING WHEEL-GOT TO GO ROUND.

WELL, YOU SAW THE PIC OF ME LEARNING TO WEAVE. NOW I'M LEARNING TO SPIN. PRETTY SOON I'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE RAW FIBER, SPIN IN, WEAVE IT, EMBROIDER IT... WHEN "RED DAWN" COMES TRUE, I'LL BE READY!

Awesome German Gent

Check out the amazing interview with German Manbroiderer and all-around super-artist, Walter Bruno Brix over at my lovely wife's blog, Donkeywolf. You won't regret it!

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SELF-PORTRAIT IN FRANCE/NEVER BEEN THERE.

WEAVE ME AWONE!

HEY, GANG, I'M LEARNING HOW TO WEAVE! IT'S SURPRISINGLY EASY AND FUN. EVERYBODY SHOULD TRY IT!

I AM IN A GALLERY SHOW...

Yes, it's true. I have a piece in a show in Indianapolis. It is curated by the amazing genius that is Richard Saja. It's called "Replanting the Garden" and it's all about re-interpreting Bosch's masterpiece, "The Garden of Earthly Delights". This was definitely a challenge considering the fact that when it comes to my Manbroideries, I have a certain style that, although thematically may be reminiscent of old Heironymous, is most definitely pretty different. So, instead of trying to replicate a portion of this great work, I decided to create something that was "modern" and called attention to the fact that most assholes today have never seen or even heard of the piece. Therefore, the jerk-off in my piece is very confused about what is going on. I hope you enjoy his stupidity as much as I enjoyed creating him. -Your Pal, Johnny Murder

MANBROIDERY MANIFESTO (in progress)

WE ARE HAVING AN APPROPRIATION INSEMINATION, WHERE ALL VIEWERS WHO TRULY EMBRACE OUR SPIRITUAL FATHER, SHALL BE SAVED,

HIS BOOK IS OUR BIBLE AND HIS WORDS, OUR GOSPEL. JOIN US ON THE 50 YARD-LINE AND RECEIVE TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT, IT MAY BE A LONG PASS, OR JUST A PUNT, BUT YOU SHALL FEEL HIS MAGNIFICENT WORDS ARE STILL RUMMAGING AROUND IN YOUR MIND GUTS. THE CELEBRATION IS ON JULY 14TH, BRING, YOUR "BIBLE" (THERE ARE SOME UPSTAIRS. IF U CAN'T FIND A COPY), CHECK WITH ROSIE. HANG TUFF AS WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS WAR. THE MANBROIDERY MOVEMENT SHALL TRIUMPH AND PREVAIL FOR 3 THOUSAND, THOUSAND, HUNDRED, MILLION,HUNDRED, YEARS. WITH A LEGACY THAT WILL LAST MILLIONS OF THOUSANDS OF HUNDREDS OF DAYS. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW BANK HOLIDAYS. REPENT, NAUGHTY MANBROIDERS. DON'T BUY THAT SEWING MACHINE, SAVE THAT FOR YOUR WIFE.

MEN IN THE POOL!

STARTING TODAY THERE WILL BE A BRAND NEW FEATURE ENTITLED: MEN IN THE POOL! NOW ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF GAY WATER PARK MOVIE, IT IS NOT (NOT YET ANYWAY). I WILL BE PICKING A FEW OF MY FAVORITE PIECES FROM THE MANBROIDERY FLICKR GROUP POOL THAT I ENJOY. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. I WILL TRY TO DO THIS WEEKLY BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. THANK YOU... -JOHNNY MURDER FOUNDER-MANBROIDERY

Bascom Hogue- Frog and Skull, hand drawn on a sewing machine.

William Schaff- A Patch For Bigfoot Paul

todstitchtod- Untitled.

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FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR TO SEND SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE MEN THAT WE SHOULD PULL FROM THE POOL TO DRY OFF FOR A MINUTE AND THEN TOSS 'EM BACK IN.

NIGHT BEACH

R.I.P. Doug Fieger of The Knack

GET THE KNACK!

THE KNACK WAS A FUCKING AMAZING BAND THAT KIND OF GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE OF HYPE AND PRESS BACKLASH. THE SAME MUSIC CRITICS THAT SHOWERED THEM WITH GALLONS OF PRAISE AT THE TIME WHEN THEIR FIRST ALBUM CAME OUT, SUDDENLY TURNED ON THEM AND BASICALLY HELPED TO MAKE THEM POSTER CHILDREN FOR THE RECORD COMPANY HYPE MACHINE. BUT BEHIND ALL THE FUSS WAS A GREAT ROCK N ROLL BAND THAT WAS INTEGRAL IN BRINGING GUITAR DRIVEN, SONG-CENTERED MUSIC BACK INTO THE MAINSTREAM CONSCIOUSNESS. NEVER FORGET!!!!

CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR BLOG!

I STARTED A DISGUSTINGLY MEAN AND BEAUTIFULLY HILARIOUS NEW MANBROIDERY BLOG OVER ON TUMBLR. IT IS CHOCK FULL OF RANTS, PIX, COMIX, VIDEOS AND SONGS. IT IS KIND OF LIKE A VIRTUAL SUMMER CAMP WHERE ALL THE COUNSELORS ARE INSANE AND ON ACID. PLEASE JOIN US... LOVE, JOHNNY MURDER

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SUCK ON THIS!!!

RENALDO AND THE LOAF ARE ONE OF THE GREAT OVERLOOKED BANDS OF ALL TIME. WATCH THIS VIDEO. THEN TRY TO TELL ME THEY WEREN'T AMAZING GENIUSES, SMART GUY!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE MANBROIDERY COMPOUND

WHATEVER WEIRD, ARCANE, VOODOO RELIGION YOU HAPPEN TO FOLLOW, MANBROIDERY WISHES ALL YOU CRAFTY HEATHENS A PLEASANT HOLIDAY SEASON. IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, YOU ARE BROKE AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES WILL RECEIVE A "HANDMADE" PRESENT. THAT'S OKAY. I'M GIVING THIS TO MY STEPMOTHER. SO DON'T FEEL BAD. THE GREATEST ARTISTS DIE OF STARVATION LONG BEFORE THEY ARE "DISCOVERED". ALL HAIL THE POSTHUMOUS GALLERY SHOW!!! KEEP THE FAITH, MANBROIDERERS AND MANBROIDERETTES! -YOUR BEST BUDDY, -JOHNNY MURDER

GREETINGS FROM THE OREGON COAST...

(DON'T HATE THE PLAYA...HATE THE GAME)

CHECK OUT OUR VEGAN ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION. DON'T GET UPSET.

CLICK ON OVER TO DONKEYWOLF TO READ OUR THEORIES AND ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE UPS AND DOWNSIDES TO THE "VEGAN QUESTION". IT GETS A LITTLE HOT AND HEAVY, SO GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!! -YOUR BEST FRIEND, -JOHNNY MURDER