MANBROIDERY

HOOPLA book out soon...

2011-09-02T13:55:00.000-07:00

The awesome new embroidery book "HOOPLA" is out in a few weeks. It features not only work by my sweet Wifey, Donkeywolf, but works by yours truly, Johnny Murder as well as an in-depth interview on the MANBROIDERY MOVEMENT. So all you Manbroiderers better pick up a copy so you will no longer have to live in fear! WE ARE OFFICIAL! BREAK THOSE CHAINS and let your MANBROIDERY flag fly!!!!!

OVERHEARD ON A PORTLAND BUS...

2011-08-25T13:51:00.001-07:00

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: (to himself) “That might be good…with weed on it…I like seafood with marijuana on it…and chicken, too.” (then to young hipster chick who just boarded) “Darlin’ you smoke weed?”

Chick: “Not anymore”

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: “You wanna buy some weed for your boyfriend?”

Chick: “He doesn’t smoke either.”

Crazy looking old-ass black guy: “God damned shame…(long pause)…shrimp.”

I LOVE TRI-MET!!!!!

Famed at "Hag Island"!

2011-08-23T16:32:00.000-07:00

Just got "famed" at JoAnn's fabrics! The checkout lady is apparently a big fan of Johnny Murder, Penny Nickels and Manbroidery. The best part is that she is a 48-52 year old housewife looking lady. WE HAVE ARRIVED!!!

MANBROIDERERS THROUGH HISTORY: "BUFFALO BILL"

2010-08-18T20:39:00.000-07:00

As we Manbroiderers scroll back through time, searching for inspiration, we should not neglect so-called "fictional" characters. One that springs immediately to mind is that sensitive stitcher from The Silence of the Lambs, Jame Gumb, better known as "Buffalo Bill". His singular dedication to his craft and impressive attention to detail are on par with the greatest fiber artists of all time. His professionalism even extends to his raw materials. Rather than just walking into a store and saying "I'll take 3 yards of that...", Bill hand picks his materials and spends weeks making sure the texture is just right by ensuring that the lotion is rubbed upon the skin, going so far as to threaten a brutal spraying with "the hose" if the aforementioned lotion is improperly applied. Yes, Bill is a maverick Manbroiderer who never got the appreciation he so richly deserved. So, here's to you, Bill. May you finish that dress in heaven where you surely must be living now. (Thanks to my Wifey, Penny Nickels for the inspiration for this article)

My First relif print...It's only going up from here.

2010-07-07T15:02:00.000-07:00

WITNESS MY SEMI-AMATUERISH ATTEMPTS TO MASTER THE ART OF PRINTMAKING IN ONE EVENING. THE NEXT PROJECT WILL CHANGE THE WAY THE WORLD WEARS UNDERPANTS! -THAT IS ALL..... LOVE, JOHNNY MURDER...;

SPINNING WHEEL-GOT TO GO ROUND.

2010-06-26T20:03:00.000-07:00

WELL, YOU SAW THE PIC OF ME LEARNING TO WEAVE. NOW I'M LEARNING TO SPIN. PRETTY SOON I'LL BE ABLE TO TAKE RAW FIBER, SPIN IN, WEAVE IT, EMBROIDER IT... WHEN "RED DAWN" COMES TRUE, I'LL BE READY!

Awesome German Gent

2010-06-17T18:13:00.000-07:00

Check out the amazing interview with German Manbroiderer and all-around super-artist, Walter Bruno Brix over at my lovely wife's blog, Donkeywolf. You won't regret it!

france.

2010-06-02T18:41:00.001-07:00

SELF-PORTRAIT IN FRANCE/NEVER BEEN THERE.

WEAVE ME AWONE!

2010-05-08T14:24:00.000-07:00

HEY, GANG, I'M LEARNING HOW TO WEAVE! IT'S SURPRISINGLY EASY AND FUN. EVERYBODY SHOULD TRY IT!

I AM IN A GALLERY SHOW...

2010-05-08T12:43:00.000-07:00

Yes, it's true. I have a piece in a show in Indianapolis. It is curated by the amazing genius that is Richard Saja. It's called "Replanting the Garden" and it's all about re-interpreting Bosch's masterpiece, "The Garden of Earthly Delights". This was definitely a challenge considering the fact that when it comes to my Manbroideries, I have a certain style that, although thematically may be reminiscent of old Heironymous, is most definitely pretty different. So, instead of trying to replicate a portion of this great work, I decided to create something that was "modern" and called attention to the fact that most assholes today have never seen or even heard of the piece. Therefore, the jerk-off in my piece is very confused about what is going on. I hope you enjoy his stupidity as much as I enjoyed creating him. -Your Pal, Johnny Murder

MANBROIDERY MANIFESTO (in progress)

2010-03-03T19:02:00.000-08:00

WE ARE HAVING AN APPROPRIATION INSEMINATION, WHERE ALL VIEWERS WHO TRULY EMBRACE OUR SPIRITUAL FATHER, SHALL BE SAVED,

HIS BOOK IS OUR BIBLE AND HIS WORDS, OUR GOSPEL. JOIN US ON THE 50 YARD-LINE AND RECEIVE TRUE ENLIGHTENMENT, IT MAY BE A LONG PASS, OR JUST A PUNT, BUT YOU SHALL FEEL HIS MAGNIFICENT WORDS ARE STILL RUMMAGING AROUND IN YOUR MIND GUTS. THE CELEBRATION IS ON JULY 14TH, BRING, YOUR "BIBLE" (THERE ARE SOME UPSTAIRS. IF U CAN'T FIND A COPY), CHECK WITH ROSIE. HANG TUFF AS WE CAN NOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS WAR. THE MANBROIDERY MOVEMENT SHALL TRIUMPH AND PREVAIL FOR 3 THOUSAND, THOUSAND, HUNDRED, MILLION,HUNDRED, YEARS. WITH A LEGACY THAT WILL LAST MILLIONS OF THOUSANDS OF HUNDREDS OF DAYS. GIVE OR TAKE A FEW BANK HOLIDAYS. REPENT, NAUGHTY MANBROIDERS. DON'T BUY THAT SEWING MACHINE, SAVE THAT FOR YOUR WIFE.

MEN IN THE POOL!

2010-03-03T14:13:00.000-08:00

STARTING TODAY THERE WILL BE A BRAND NEW FEATURE ENTITLED: MEN IN THE POOL! NOW ALTHOUGH THIS SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF GAY WATER PARK MOVIE, IT IS NOT (NOT YET ANYWAY). I WILL BE PICKING A FEW OF MY FAVORITE PIECES FROM THE MANBROIDERY FLICKR GROUP POOL THAT I ENJOY. PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. I WILL TRY TO DO THIS WEEKLY BUT DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH. THANK YOU... -JOHNNY MURDER FOUNDER-MANBROIDERY

Bascom Hogue- Frog and Skull, hand drawn on a sewing machine.

William Schaff- A Patch For Bigfoot Paul

todstitchtod- Untitled.

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FEEL FREE TO COMMENT OR TO SEND SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE MEN THAT WE SHOULD PULL FROM THE POOL TO DRY OFF FOR A MINUTE AND THEN TOSS 'EM BACK IN.

NIGHT BEACH

2010-02-20T23:53:00.000-08:00

R.I.P. Doug Fieger of The Knack

2010-02-14T20:50:00.000-08:00

GET THE KNACK!

2010-02-12T19:13:00.000-08:00

THE KNACK WAS A FUCKING AMAZING BAND THAT KIND OF GOT LOST IN THE SHUFFLE OF HYPE AND PRESS BACKLASH. THE SAME MUSIC CRITICS THAT SHOWERED THEM WITH GALLONS OF PRAISE AT THE TIME WHEN THEIR FIRST ALBUM CAME OUT, SUDDENLY TURNED ON THEM AND BASICALLY HELPED TO MAKE THEM POSTER CHILDREN FOR THE RECORD COMPANY HYPE MACHINE. BUT BEHIND ALL THE FUSS WAS A GREAT ROCK N ROLL BAND THAT WAS INTEGRAL IN BRINGING GUITAR DRIVEN, SONG-CENTERED MUSIC BACK INTO THE MAINSTREAM CONSCIOUSNESS. NEVER FORGET!!!!

CHECK OUT MY TUMBLR BLOG!

2010-02-07T17:42:00.000-08:00

I STARTED A DISGUSTINGLY MEAN AND BEAUTIFULLY HILARIOUS NEW MANBROIDERY BLOG OVER ON TUMBLR. IT IS CHOCK FULL OF RANTS, PIX, COMIX, VIDEOS AND SONGS. IT IS KIND OF LIKE A VIRTUAL SUMMER CAMP WHERE ALL THE COUNSELORS ARE INSANE AND ON ACID. PLEASE JOIN US... LOVE, JOHNNY MURDER

appetizer

2010-02-05T20:02:00.001-08:00

Originally uploaded by jackson eaton

SUCK ON THIS!!!

2010-01-27T14:16:00.000-08:00

RENALDO AND THE LOAF ARE ONE OF THE GREAT OVERLOOKED BANDS OF ALL TIME. WATCH THIS VIDEO. THEN TRY TO TELL ME THEY WEREN'T AMAZING GENIUSES, SMART GUY!!!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE MANBROIDERY COMPOUND

2009-12-24T23:32:00.000-08:00

WHATEVER WEIRD, ARCANE, VOODOO RELIGION YOU HAPPEN TO FOLLOW, MANBROIDERY WISHES ALL YOU CRAFTY HEATHENS A PLEASANT HOLIDAY SEASON. IF YOU ARE LIKE ME, YOU ARE BROKE AND ALL YOUR LOVED ONES WILL RECEIVE A "HANDMADE" PRESENT. THAT'S OKAY. I'M GIVING THIS TO MY STEPMOTHER. SO DON'T FEEL BAD. THE GREATEST ARTISTS DIE OF STARVATION LONG BEFORE THEY ARE "DISCOVERED". ALL HAIL THE POSTHUMOUS GALLERY SHOW!!! KEEP THE FAITH, MANBROIDERERS AND MANBROIDERETTES! -YOUR BEST BUDDY, -JOHNNY MURDER

GREETINGS FROM THE OREGON COAST...

(DON'T HATE THE PLAYA...HATE THE GAME)

CHECK OUT OUR VEGAN ROUNDTABLE DISCUSSION. DON'T GET UPSET.

2009-12-03T19:18:00.000-08:00

CLICK ON OVER TO DONKEYWOLF TO READ OUR THEORIES AND ARGUMENTS ABOUT THE UPS AND DOWNSIDES TO THE "VEGAN QUESTION". IT GETS A LITTLE HOT AND HEAVY, SO GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!! -YOUR BEST FRIEND, -JOHNNY MURDER

Getcha some top quality Manbroidery!

2009-11-14T12:28:00.000-08:00

Click the link above to buy some awesome "art" by me. Do yourself a favor.

My piece from the Yard Dog Gallery opening last weekend.

2009-11-10T13:28:00.000-08:00

Shalom, Above is a link to the Yard Dog site where you can buy my piece if you think you can "handle the truth"... It is a "sequel" to my original "Pro Life" piece that was already sold when curator Jenny Hart asked to put it in the show. Not discouraged, I just churned out a follow-up piece. Those Pro-Life peeps are just sooo adorable, dontcha think? Anyway, it is mistakenly titled "Pro Life Murderer" on the site. That's a bit too political for my taste. The title should have been "Pro Life 2: Electric Boogaloo", but I am still honored and amazed that I was asked to participate in this amazing exhibit. So many talented stitchmasters were involved and I am humbled to be a part of it. Also, Why is this the first show I've been in in since college? I am awesome! PUT ME IN MORE SHOWS SOON! It's hard out there for a pimp. Love, Johnny Murder-MANBROIDERER. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Pro Life"-the original: c

I am in an art show in Austin this Friday!

2009-11-05T10:33:00.000-08:00

ATTENTION AUSTIN FRIENDS... I WILL HAVE A PIECE IN A GALLERY SHOW AT THE YARD DOG GALLERY ON S. CONGRESS IN A-TOWN. THE OPENING IN FRIDAY AT 7PM, ATTEND OR PERISH!

2009-09-06T22:19:00.000-07:00

Yes, it's true. I am actually posting a new completed piece. They said it would never happen, but they were wrong...dead wrong. More to come. I'm in a zone. -Love, Johnny Murder

HOW DO YOU SPELL RELIEF?

2009-09-05T15:08:00.000-07:00

As you may have noticed, the king of MANBROIDERY (yours truly) has been absent from the blog arena. I had back surgery in late July and I am just now getting to the point where I can function without severe pain. Yesterday, I was prescribed a miracle medicine...LIDODERM patches. It is a patch that disperses Lidocaine through the skin. My former mind numbingly painful surgery scar is now totally numb and pain free. They were expensive as fuck but totally worth it. If anyone has back or other types of pain I highly recommend these little wonders. Ask your doctor. You won't regret it. Soon there will be new Manbroideries for you folks to gawk over. Stay tuned. -Johnny Murder

"Back" in business!

2009-08-01T15:57:00.000-07:00

Well, I had my back surgery on July 20th and I am getting very close to being fully recovered. I can already tell that the surgery has done some good because my feet and legs are no longer numb. As far as the actual pain in my back, it is hard to tell if it has worked or not because I am still having pain from the surgery and incision etc. I am now ready, willing and almost able to reclaim the king of Manbroidery. I have lots of ideas for pieces (some of them are pain medication-dream inspired)... Get ready, Blogylvania, here it comes...

tick...tick...tick

2009-07-18T08:06:00.000-07:00

OH, BOY on Monday, I finally get my back surgery. Hopefully, this will alleviate some of my constant pain, and I will be able to walk and stand and sit for more than 20 minutes at a time. I will definitely use my bedridden recovery time to complete my current projects and make several more, so keep checkinh out MANBROIDERY for some pain med-induced visions of crafty embroidered offerings. -Much love, Johnny Murder

UNDER THE KNIFE...THIS IS MY LIFE

2009-07-09T12:02:00.000-07:00

WELL, FELLOW AND FELLOWETTE FANS OF MANBROIDERY. YOU MAY HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY I HAVE BEEN "MR. LAZY POST" THESE LAST FEW MONTHS. THING IS, I HAVE A SERIOUS BACK CONDITION THAT HAS PLAGUEING ME SINCE THE LATE 1990'S.I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING TO GET RELIEF, FROM PHYSICAL THERAPY, TO EPIDURAL STEROID INJECTIONS IN MY SPINE, TO HEAVY SELF-MEDICATION...(DON'TRY IT, KIDS)SO NOW I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO HAVE THE SURGERY THAT THEY HAVE BEEN RECOMMENDING FOR YEARS. NOW, AS A RULE I AM BALLS-SCARED OF SURGERY BECAUSE i HAD SEVERAL AS A CHILD AND THAT FEELING OF WAKING UP FROM ANESTHESIA IS WAY TOO SURREAL AT THIS POINT. THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN. THEY WILL REMOVE THE LAMINA WHICH IS MORE OR LESS THE BACK, POINTY PART OF THE VERTEBRA. THIS WILL GIVE MY HERNIATED DISCS ROOM TO SWELL WITHOUT CRUSHING MY NERVES WHICH IS WHERE ALL THE PAIN IS COMING FROM. IT IS SUPPOSEDLY A SIMPLE PROCEDURE, LASTS AN HOUR OR TWO AND I SHOULD FEEL ALMOST INSTANTLY BETTER ONCE THE DRUGS WEAR OFF. WE SHALL SEE. SO WISH ME LUCK EVERYONE AND HOPFULLY, THIS WILL KICK-START ME BACK INTO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF MANBROIDERY FULL-TIME. KEEP ME IN YOUR THOUGHTS,TROOPS. YOU ARE ALWAYS IN MINE! -JOHN FREEMAN MANBROIDERY Headquarters: Portland, OR P.S.- are Packages are always welcome and encouraged. john 3901 sw. plum st. portland, OR 97219

This is all I have to say about it.

2009-06-27T19:24:00.000-07:00

Rest In Peace.

When I'm not embroidering...I'm doing this:

2009-06-19T15:17:00.000-07:00

My friend Isaac and I were so fascinated by the spate of "air sex" videos where young gentlemen hump empty furniture that we had to create a musical tribute. Hence: Ghost Sex. Enjoy

2009-05-23T17:01:00.000-07:00

MY LATEST MESS-TERPIECE (IN PROGRESS-detail) "RED RETARD" NOT SURE YET WHAT HE'S GONNA BE LOOKING AT OR SAYING. ANY SUGGESTIONS? PLEASE HELP OUT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW. THANKS, JOHNNY

SOON TO RETURN: FULL FORCE MANBROIDERY!!!

2009-05-23T00:02:00.000-07:00

I ordered a replacement power cord for my own personal computer and it should be here in a couple of days. THANK GOD! Although I am extremely grateful to Penny Nickels for letting my use her beautiful...ahem...MAC... it's just not the same. I can't get really personal on a borrowed computer. I guess there is a special bond I have developed between my fingers and my crappy Toshiba. Also I have been so busy working on my piece for the PHAT QUARTER SWAP that It's been tough to fit anything else into my exotic lifestyle. Hang in there, MANBROIDERERS and MANBROIDERETTES and FRIENDS. More to come... -Johnny Murder

NEW PIECE THAT I MADE WITH MY HANDS AND MY ROTTEN BRAIN...

2009-05-11T20:00:00.000-07:00

WOMEN WANT HIM, MEN WANT TO BE HIM. HE IS EVERY THING YOU WANT TO BE. HIS NAME IS BART. HE IS A TRUE "PUSSY MAGNET"...

Bear with me...

2009-05-11T13:53:00.000-07:00

My computer power cord broke and I am having to use Penny Nickels' Mac. I am a PC man so I probably wont do many posts until I get my new cord, which should be tomorrow. Mac's are weird and look too pretty. Laptops are supposed to be all dirty and grey like my Toshiba. Anyway, that's all. Thanks for continuing to support MANBROIDERY. I love you all. -johnny murder

EMERGENCY PANTS...makes me laugh. In my pants.

2009-05-08T11:52:00.000-07:00

I don't usually listen to podcasts. I'm not sure why, it just never seemed like something I would enjoy. Boy was I wrong. Get your virtual asses over to EMERGENCY PANTS. It is some funny shit and it is done by two of fiber arts' heavy hitters. I beg you to listen. It always amuses.

CAPTAIN CHAOS, WE'LL MISS YOU!

2009-05-05T10:23:00.000-07:00

HOLY SHIT! WILL THERE BE NO END TO THE DEATH?!? First it was Bea Arthur. Now it's the almighty DOM DeLUISE. At the tender age of 75, this multi-talented behemoth of genius was snatched from the earth by an angry and unfair deity of some sort. Farewell, Captain Chaos... -JM

FUCK YOU, STEALERS!!!!

2009-04-30T20:41:00.000-07:00

Although I don't know all the details about what seems to be a clear case of copyright infringement and straight-out theft by Urban Threads against the sweethearts at Sublime Stitching, that shit makes me mad. It is obvious that the corporate assholes at Urban Threads would rather rip-off a genuinely creative and talented person like Jenny Hart than put their tiny little asshole shaped heads together and come up with something on their own. And since Jenny is from Texas like me, that makes me double-pissed off!!! So basically FUCK URBAN THREADS and all their secret shadow corporations that they are owned by. KEEP CRAFTING REAL, you fucking corporate scumbags. -Johnny Murder

INTERVIEW: The masterful genius of Cross Stitch, Mr X Stitch, tells all...

2009-04-29T15:44:00.000-07:00

What do you find appealing about cross stitch as opposed to other fiber arts?

One of main appeals of the magnificent art form that is cross stitch is its constraints. Those little squares provide security and stability, as opposed to the freeform maelstrom that is embroidery. I’ve never been a great artist – as a comic collecting child I always figured I’d be the letterer, rather than the artist – and so the confines of the cross stitched form work well for me.

That said, I am developing a strong desire to do the Royal School of Needlework’s Foundation Degree in Hand Embroidery, but that’s a bit like a blue belt karate kid wanting to train with ninjas…

Like me, your work seems to focus primarily on what most people would consider "obscene" or "misanthropic". Are you full of hatred for the world? Or is it more of an artistic choice?

I’m a lover, not a fighter. I have hatred for some of the people running the world, but I have a lot of love for the rest of them. My work is a bit like therapy; at the moment I’m processing my feelings and experiences, particularly in relation to me as a manbroiderer. I’m just making things, getting stuff out of my system to allow new ideas and inspirations in. I’m sure that if I keep making this stuff, eventually I’ll start making something decent.

You have really stepped up and championed the cause of MANBROIDERY. Where do you see the future of MANBROIDERY heading?

It’s exciting being at the forefront of the MANBROIDERY movement. I know how much I enjoy stitching, and how much it settles my soul when I do it. And that’s why I want to spread the word about the concept. Stitching isn’t just for girls. You get much more stressed and angry using your X-Box than using your X-Stitch. It’s gonna take a few of us to stick our necks up and say “Hell yeah, I’m a guy and I stitch on the fly!” and I’m up for it. It makes me laugh how homemade clothes are often derided, but bespoke clothes cost a fortune, and yet they’re essentially the same thing. Once men start to realise that making a tie is just DIY, they’ll get on board.

MANBROIDERY is here and people had better get used to it, cos it ain’t going away!

If we ever meet in person, can we go door to door selling our respective wares? I'll bet you can really lay on the "hard sell".

We can do that, although we might choose to set up a table in Portland’s main shopping district and let the people gaze upon our awesomeness. Of course we’ll have to spend the first week shooting the breeze, but once that’s been shot, we’re there. I’m not that much of a salesman, I’m more of a natural phenomenon, but we’ll make the sales either way. 

Is there a large craft community in England where you reside? Or are you more tied into the tight-knit (no pun intended) and cult-like internet craft scene?

The UK is definitely behind the States and Australia with regards to the Nu Craft Revolution, and so most of my homies live on the other side of the world to me. I’m doing what I can to make connections here, and there are some quality things happening over here, but it’s still early days. That’s pretty exciting for me though, as I’m in a good position to show people how cool crafts can be.

How the hell did you get all those amazing comic artists to do portraits of you? I would kill to have Glen Fabry draw me.

We have an annual comic convention in Bristol each year, and I went for five years running. The first year I asked artists for sketches of superheroes, but that seemed kinda lame. So the second year I summoned up the nerve and started asking for portraits. And it went from there. We’ve got some cracking artists over here and I’ve got sketches from the best of them. I need to get Stateside so I can continue my collection over there.

I’m surprised more people don’t do it.

Is stitching your main gig or do you have a "real" job?

Alas stitching is my passion, but it earns me nothing at the moment. So it’s fortunate that I have a full time job working as an IT Trainer for the UK’s largest children’s charity. It is my mission to develop a living out of this stitchery stuff, because I really love doing it, and I’m working my ass off to get there, so fingers crossed. I’m feeling pretty confident and I have a lot of supporters, so I reckon the future’s golden.

You mentioned that you have a "Mancave" that is like your fortress of solitude. Can you describe it without giving too much away?

I’d love to say it was only reachable via a rickety wooden rope bridge high up in the Andes, but the sad reality is it’s my home office. It has everything I need in there, including my comics, my stitch supplies, my computer and a growing collection of contemporary embroidery. It’s cool though, it has a big window which I can open and let the whole world in. It’s my zen space.

What other fiber artists get you excited or have influenced your work?

My biggest influence in the work I produce is my sister from an American mister, Beefranck. She’s been integral to making Mr X Stitch the success that it is, and we’re always bouncing ideas for new stitcheries off each other. I also have to give big props to Julie Jackson (of Subversive Cross Stitch fame) for breaking this boundary open in the first place. If she hadn’t done that first “Fuck You” cross stitch sampler, we’d still be stitching country cottages.

On the Mr X Stitch site we’ve featured some amazing artists, too many to mention, and they are a constant source of inspiration and amazement to me. William Schaff is a recent find who blows me away. And there’s this awesome dude called Johnny Murder who always impresses me with his technical skill and terrific humour.

It’s a great thrill to find a new artist on Flickr and post about them before anyone else. The more we look, the more we find. And new amazing embroidered art just keeps appearing every day. I love being able to share this stuff with the world.

What are your feelings on Blood Pudding? I tried it once and...no comment. But I had Blood Sausage in Puerto Rico and it was awesome.

Black Pudding (as we call it over here) is perfect when you’re in the right mood for it. Try it with scallops.

(bonus question) How can a connoisseur of fine art purchase some of your amazing work?

My work can be bought via my etsy store, although I’ve not got much for sale at the moment. Once I’ve got a decent body of work behind me, I’d like to exhibit some, and then maybe sell it. If someone wants a piece of my action, they can get in touch with me via the Mr X Stitch site.

(extra special bonus question) Tell us about the new feature on your blog "Not Safe For Work Saturday". Are you concerned that it may affect your gig at Cross Stitch magazine? Or are they cool about that kind of thing?

NSFW Saturdays came as a direct response to someone on Twitter getting upset about a recent post about Lesbian Porn Embroidery. The concept behind the thread is to admit that people are doing some pretty rude things with a needle and thread, and to bring those ideas to a wider audience, in a context that there are no surprises. If a post says NSFW, it means you might get upset. If you think you’ll get upset, then don’t read it!

So we’re taking the step to showcase the rude stuff, primarily for the development of the genre. People are doing this stuff, it needs to be shown. The boundaries need to be pushed so that a new, natural level of stitched art can be established. It’s called evolution. We’re not going to show any old crap just because it uses the C-Bomb though, it has to be a decent quality of work.

I’m committed to helping the medium of stitchery develop as an art form, and these kind of posts are a part of that. Any work that I might do within a more mainstream context, such as posting on the Cross Stitcher magazine site, will remain polite and graceful, as the mainstream isn’t quite ready for the full impact of what’s happening. But change is in the air, and my involvement in Cross Stitcher is a sign of a willingness for that to happen. I’m not going to anything to upset them, but I am going to lots to broaden their minds. It’s what I’m here for.

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS MOVIE YET, YOU SUCK!!!

2009-04-27T03:58:00.000-07:00

EVERYBODY NEEDS TO SEE "LET THE RIGHT ONE IN" AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. I'VE WATCHED IT AT LEAST 5 TIMES AND I'VE HONESTLY NEVER SEEN A MOVIE LIKE IT BEFORE. SWEDISH VAMPIRES ARE AWESOME...

Tourette's Syndrome: My ace in the hole!

2009-04-25T23:13:00.000-07:00

Hello folks. In case you didn't know, in addition to the MANBROIDERY Flickr group, I also started another Flickr group called "Outsider Brains". It is a showcase for artists with OCD, Bipolar Disorder, Tourette's (like me), Autism, Asberger's, ADD, Schizophrenia etc. There is some truly amazing and inspiring work posted there. Please check it out and witness art by artists who are unencumbered by "RULES". Love, Johnny Murder

BEA ARTHUR...WE HARDLY KNEW YE...

2009-04-25T15:56:00.000-07:00

The amazing actress, comedienne, superhero and role model for lesbians everywhere, BEA ARTHUR, has sadly passed away at age 86. This ties into embroidery in that the infamous Rosey Grier in his book "Needlepoint For Men", made a special project for Bea. Dearest "Maude", Dearest "Dorothy"...You shall be truly missed!

2009-04-23T11:49:00.000-07:00

INTERVIEW:AUBREY LONGLEY-COOK

ENTER THE MIND OF AUBREY LONGLEY-COOK. MANBROIDERER. MASTER OF FOUND FABRICS. DISGRUNTLED NON-BOY SCOUT. AUBREY WAS KIND ENOUGH TO ANSWER MY QUESTIONS. ENJOY:

1. How old were you when you first started stitching and why did you start in the first place?

I was 19 when I first picked up a needle and thread. I was in school at the time, but there weren't any embroidery classes offered, so I started stitching on my own. My mother embroidered, and her work was a huge inspiration for me. She died of lung cancer a few years prior, and the act of stitching helped me come to terms with that loss. I was able to enroll in a Fine Art Textiles class the following year, and it was really solidifying to finally show my work and get feedback from my peers.

2. I love your use of mixed media, it brings to mind some of the work of Robert Rauschenberg. What artists have informed or influenced your work?

That's funny, because I wrote a term paper in high school on Robert Rauchenberg and Jasper Johns. Having just come out, I found their relationship intriguing and their artwork inspirational. I am definitely drawn to the rich emotions of Abstract Expressionism and the graphic patterns of Pop Art. A lot of other artists have inspired me over the years. I love the playful and narrative work of James Jean, the serene series photography of David Hilliard, the lush and opulent watercolors of Jeremiah Goodman, and the rich colors and modern shapes of Henri Matisse.

3. I am originally from Texas and I know that it has affected my artistic sensibilities. Has living in Georgia had any influence on your work or your "philosophy" about art?

Even though I have only lived in Georgia for two years, I am told that I have biscuits in my blood. I was born and raised in Hartford, Connecticut and moved down south after graduating from school in Rhode Island. There is such a calm and comfort to southern living, that I immediately felt at home. The pace of my life settled, and I was able to focus on my work. This transition to a slower speed of life is very similar to the calming pace of working in embroidery and the distortion of time that occurs. The process is so meditative, and my concentration is so magnified that the world shrinks to the boarders of my hoop.

4. What is your concept behind the appropriation and embellishment of found fabrics in your pieces, if there is one?

Finding my own narrative in the fabric is very satisfying, and I enjoy the humor that can sometimes be uncovered. I am inspired by the wonderful embroideries of fellow manbroiderer Richard Saja. He is a master at embellishing found fabric.

5. Were you ever a Boy Scout? Some of your pieces have a demented Merit Badge feel to them.

Sadly, I was never a Boy Scout. I spent a lot of time hiking, canoeing, and camping as a child, and I loved being outside, but unfortunately it wasn't a popular group in my neighborhood. The patches were always the most alluring thing about the Boy Scouts, and I wanted a sash, and I wanted all of the badges. I did take ballroom dancing lessons though. Connecticut is classy like that.

6. As a "manbroiderer" living in the South, have you encountered any resistance to being a "guy that sews" or have most folks been supportive?

I certainly have gotten many odd looks in the past when describing my work, but people rarely voice their shock in a negative way. It's something that I've encountered both in the North and South, but in the end, the work speaks for itself, and most folks are supportive. I must admit it has always been more of an internal struggle for me. There is something sacred and forbidden about embroidery, and sometimes I feel like I should be doing something more masculine with my free time like hauling wood or working on my car. I find this "man guilt" so strange, but I like that it forces me to question my own gender roles. In the end, I enjoy the process, and that's enough for me.

7. What are your feelings on the "craft vs. art" issue? Is it an issue to you ? Basically, do you consider yourself an "artist" or a "craftsman"?

I do see "craft" and "art" as different things, but that doesn't mean they are not intertwined. I like to think of myself as an artist who aspires to be a skilled craftsman.

8. What are your favorite embroidery tools? You, know fave type of thread, fave stitch, wooden or plastic hoops. We wanna know your deep secrets.

I love working with bright fabrics, neon threads, color gradients, and monochrome two tones. Geometric patterns amaze me, and I always try to incorporate them into my work. I prefer natural materials like wooden hoops and recycle meterials.

9. Do you sell your work? If so, how can we get them.

I currently sell my work at the Young Blood Gallery & Boutique in Atlanta, GA. I am in the process of setting up my Etsy shop, and I am also open for commission work.

10. I noticed on Spool Spectrum you mentioned that you suffered from herniated discs and did a great deal of stitchery while recovering. I have the exact same problem and have found that embroidering while recovering from that extremely painful condition is very therapeutic. Do you feel that creating art has healing and therapeutic effects on the artist? Is Art Therapy real?

When you're 6'7" back problems don't really come as a surprise. I was in a bad spot in fall of 2007 and couldn't get out of bed for two weeks. The time surprisingly ended up being a productive one. I was able to escape the confines of my bed through my work, and I found it very calming. This no doubt led to a faster recovery and helped me combat that gaping feeling of not being able to accomplish anything. I am much more careful with my back now. I workout regularly and stretch daily, and that's kept me on my feet. It's comforting to know that I can continue my work if my back acts up again.

11. (bonus question) Do you think there should be a MANBROIDERY backed candidate in the next election, running on the MANBROIDERY party ticket?

I think the work of William Schaff is unbelievably amazing. He's got my vote. http://www.flickr.com/photos/samsa1973/sets/1247831

TRANSMISSION #6: "Pro-Life"

2009-04-18T17:03:00.000-07:00

HERE IS MY LATEST PIECE OF MANBROIDERY, COMPLETED THIS MORNING AROUND 10am. I DON'T USUALLY LIKE TO GET POLITICAL, BUT SOMETIMES IT IS NECESSARY... NAH! JUST FUCKIN' WITH YA! "PRO LIFE" WAS THE ONLY TEXT THAT WOULD FIT IN THE MARGINS OF THE 6" HOOP. THIS PIECE WILL SOON BE FOR SALE IN OUR ETSY STORE. HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS SLICE OF WRONG... LOVE, JOHNNY MURDER

Zombie Manbroidery

2009-04-18T14:57:00.001-07:00

I finally finished the bulk of this piece at about 3am. Note the glassy eyes and vacant expression. ART IS MY LIFE!!!

Johnny Murder gets mad props on Crafster.

2009-04-15T11:50:00.000-07:00

Once again, Mr X Stitch has used his power wisely. His pick of the week over on Crafster is me, Johnny Murder!!! Click this here link to see some of my first-wave MANBROIDERY and maybe find out a little more about me. Well, maybe if you squint... Love, -Johnny Murder- -MANBROIDERER-

DAMN PIRATES!!!!!

2009-04-13T23:34:00.000-07:00

IN HONOR OF THOSE BASTARD SOMALI PIRATES WHO HAVE PRETTY MUCH RUINED THE WHOLE CONCEPT OF "PIRATES" FOR US ALL, HERE IS A VIDEO I MADE ABOUT REAL PIRATES A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO. ENJOY:

BREAKING NEWS!

2009-04-13T23:22:00.000-07:00

The mysterious master of (post)modern cross stitch and Manbroiderer extraordinaire, MR. X STITCH, has finally succumbed to the pressures of this modern age. He went and got himself a Facebook page. Let's all show our support for our brave soldier and befriend him. Then we can make him take all those ridiculous quizzes that we are addicted to. BRAVO, Mr. X Stitch, we knew you had it in you!

Take my wife, please!

2009-04-09T11:45:00.000-07:00

My awesome wifey, Penny Nickels, is interviewed on the new Feeling Stitchy blog. Check out the interview here. Don't forget to visit her amazing blog, Donkeywolf. It's the bestest! Also, get the real thing right in your own home! Visit her Etsy store. Love, -Johnny Murder

Read our friend Bascom Hogue's awesome interview on Donkeywolf!!!

2009-04-07T18:07:00.000-07:00

Bascom Hogue, amazingly talented and mysterious master of "red embroidery" gets interviewed for real on Donkeywolf. Check it out and travel to the Great Plains of the mind!!! Bascom Hogue interview.

TRANSMISSION #5: UGLY IS THE NEW PRETTY...

2009-04-01T16:26:00.000-07:00

Here is a Manbroidery in progress that is almost done. I have noticed that each piece I do gets a little uglier. I have always felt that it is the ugly part of people that defines them. I am pretty de-sensitized to pretty stuff. It bombards us and rains from the sky like Gucci toads. It's gotten to the point that it is hard for me to tell the diference anymore. Everything just looks the same. Cars. Models. Houses. Clothes. Etc... But the ugly...the UGLY is always fascinating. It is the true originality of an object or person. Celebrate the ugly in yourself and your fellow man. Ugly is the universal birthmark of the new millenium. End of pretentious rant, -Johnny Murder MANBROIDERER

SAMPLER PLATTER

2009-03-31T09:12:00.000-07:00

CHECK IT OUT FELLOW MANBROIDERERS AND FRIENDS... Here's a few Manbroideries done by me over the last few months. Remember, I'm self-taught so don't judge too harshly... -Johnny Murder -Manbroiderer

nightsmoke

2009-03-31T00:01:00.001-07:00

nightsmoke Originally uploaded by johnnymurder

Manbroidering at night requires fuel. Dr. Pepper, bad television and cigarettes. This is a flick during a break. All my floss smells like menthol cigarettes. Just living the dream, folks.

TRANSMISSION #4: Wifey Awesome, honorary Manbroiderer, does it again. GENIUS!!!

2009-03-30T22:18:00.000-07:00

My sweet and talented and beautiful Wifey (aka DonkeyWolf), the person who basically "forced" me to learn how to embroider because she said I needed a "bed hobby" and thereby inadvertantly created a thread and hoop obsessed monster (me), has once again created a work of embroidered art (actually a set) that simply boggles the imagination. (by the way, I'm pretty sure that was a run-on sentence that just happened.) When I look at her work, it is so amazing, that it usually just barely fits inside my brain. Well, this time, it didn't all quite fit so there is some amazing beauty dripping down onto the sleeve of my shirt. We are both HUGE fans of Werner Herzog and Klaus Kinski. Anyone who isn't, is a retard. She decided to pay tribute to these frienemies (that's a friend who's also an enemy...duh!) with a pair of sextacular embroidered pillowcases. You can set one at each end of your favorite couch and just let them stare it out for eternity. They are for sale at our Etsy Store. Buy them. Worship them. Bow down to the superhuman talent of my sweet, sweet Wifey. That is all. -Johnny Murder MANBROIDERER

transmission #3

2009-03-18T17:47:00.000-07:00

transmission #2

2009-03-18T10:18:00.000-07:00

THE MANBROIDERY MANIFESTO

2009-03-18T07:31:00.000-07:00

1. MANBROIDERY IS A MOVEMENT DESIGNED TO BRING MEN WHO CREATE FIBER ART OF ALL KINDS TO THE FOREFRONT. NO LONGER SHALL WEAVING, KNITTING, EMBROIDERY, CROSS STITCH ETC. BE EXCLUSIVELY KNOWN AS WOMEN'S WORK. 2.MANBROIDERY IS A TOOL THAT CAN BE USED BY MEN TO EMPOWER THEMSELVES AND THEIR CRAFT SO THAT THEY CAN FEEL CONFIDENT SHOWING THEIR WORK WITH PRIDE. NO SHAME. 3. MANBROIDERY IS NOT AN ANTI-WOMAN ART MOVEMENT. IT IS A PRO-MAN ART MOVEMENT. WE ARE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HAVE WOMEN AS MEMBERS, WE JUST FEEL THAT THERE ARE A NUMBER OF ARENAS FOR WOMEN TO SHOWCASE THEIR WORK. AS FAR AS WE KNOW, THIS IS THE ONLY ARENA EXCLUSIVELY SHOWCASING THE FIBER ARE CREATED BY MEN. 4. THIS IS NOT SEXIST, THIS IS EQUAL TIME. 5... MORE TO COME

MANBROIDERY: FIRST TRANSMISSION

2009-03-18T07:23:00.000-07:00